Carroll O'Connor & John Lee Hooker

    Today we would like to welcome 2 kings to The Death Pool.  One a king of music and the other of acting.  Here come Carroll and Hooker!!

TDP:  First off ladies we would like to welcome you here to........

JLH:  Ladies??  I don't know who the hell you're speaking with son.  But you have two gentlemen here.

TDP:  Hold on.  Your names are Carroll and Hooker and you're not ladies?  Bullshit.

JLH:  It's true!

TDP:  How the hell does that work out?

CO:  That's true my name is Carroll but it's an old family name and I would appreciate it if you would respect it.

TDP:  Carroll,  have you read any of our previous interviews?

CO:  No,  I'm sorry to say that I didn't get a chance to get on the internet much when I was on Earth.

TDP:  Well let me guarantee you that respect is what we pride ourselves on here at The Death Pool.  We have never taken any cheap shots,  low blows or shenanigans of any sort.

CO:  Good to know.

JLH:  I love to see you strut, up and down the floor When you talking to me, that baby talk I like it like that Whoa, yeah! Talk that talk, walk that walk....

TDP:  Um...did you say something Hooker?

CO:  He's just been blabbering like that for a few days now.

TDP:  You sure you're not hookers?  Cause me and my friend Larry checked out some fine ladies down on 9th street who had deep voices like you two but I'm pretty sure they were real brawds.  At least that's what we've been telling ourselves.

JLH:  Look son,  I'm a man!

CO:  Whoa,,,   hold on there John.  Let's keep the slacks up there.

JLH:  Well I'm sick of this ignorant bastard calling me a woman.

TDP:  Sorry about that Hooker but you know you two would make a great TV cop team.  Oh, shit I got it.  Carroll and Hooker.  Get it?

CO:  Get what?

TDP:  Just like Cagney and Lacey.  You kind of look like them too.

CO:  I was already on TV, son and we are now dead so that might be impossible.

TDP:  No shit.  Anything I might have seen you in?

CO:  Well I did a little thing called "All In The Family". 

TDP:  No shit. Was that with Michael J Fox?  He was a hoot in that one.  And that Mallory girl.  She was a fine piece of ass.  Did you ever get any of that.

CO:  That's not the show.

JLH:  When she walk that walk, and talk that talk, and whisper in my ear, tell me that you love me I love that talk When you talk like that, you knocks me out, right off of my feet Hoo hoo hoo Talk that talk, and walk that walk Oh, yeah!

TDP:  See,  Hooker knows what I'm talking about.

JLH:  Damn Skippy!

CO:  I wasn't on that show.  That was Family Ties. 

JLH:  Just fess up Carroll. Did you tag Mallory or not?

CO:  I wasn't in that show you dopes.  I was Archie Bunker........

JLH:  Hold up there a fuckin minute.  You were Archie Bunker?

CO:  That's .......um....right......but keep in mind that was only.....OW  SHIT!

TDP:  What happened?

JLH:  I clocked Archie in the ol potato sack!

TDP:  Why did you do that?

JLH:  Did you see any of those shows?

TDP:  Yeah, I always hoped that Mallory and Skippy were going to get together.

JLH:  Not that show!  He was Archie Bunker.  That racist son of a bitch.

CO:  That was only a character I played on TV!  It opened the eyes of many a racist.  Showing how shallow and stupid racism is.

JLH:  Well that might be true.

TDP:  Can't we all just get along?

 JLH:  Don't tell me he just quoted Rodney King.

CO:  Let's get out of here, John.

JLH:  And he said he was gonna respect us.

TDP:  Oh sweet Mallory!

What would we do, baby?
Without us
What would we do, baby?
Without us
And there ain´t no nothing we can´t love each other thru
What would we do, baby?
Without us
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