Letters to The Lunch
Here is a sampling of some actual letters and comments received at The Death Pool:
CB Loeb wrote:
Hi. I have a knit to pick. Mother Teresa was never married. Duh. Plus, she was a nun and had an appropriate salutation. Referring to her as"Mrs."is ridiculous. Not that the whole thing isn't ridiculous; it's satire, I realize that. But it's remains satire w/ poor attention to detail.
The Death Pool responded:
The editors here at The Death Pool would beg to differ with your criticism. Mother Teresa was a nun and being such she was in fact married to God. Therefore, she would have received the salutation Mrs. We would like to thank you for your reply and criticism. The Death Pool Staff
Nana wrote:
Disrespectful of deceased People.Terrible:
The Death Pool makes no claims to have respect for anyone be they living or dead. Therefore we feel that our point has been made.
Sskk1 wrote: (verbatim)
What's up with this is this interviews with dead people yeah! Right its
entertainment right nobody can talk to the dead its bullshit!!!!! its
proven fact because I had en counter with my grandfather it was spooky ... no
lie! so u see you can see them but not orally speak to them. So
there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Death Pool responds:
We didn't realize that we were going to be faced with "proven fact". May we cite the sphincter study of 1958 in which Dr. Fritz Spunkerhill did prove that he could speak to the dead in his extensive, documented interview with George Washington where he revealed that he did indeed have a wooden penis. So there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrDDJ wrote: (verbatim once again)
I am very surprised that they let you guys put senseless stuff like this on the internet. Its a waste of time. I really thought that there were some truth to this nonsense. You must think life is big joke, a hugh amusement park.
The Death Pool responds:
We here at The Death Pool compound are as surprised as you that THEY let us put this stuff on the internet. THEY have been buzzing our compound with black helicopters nightly, blasting Nsync from high powered speakers at all hours to no avail. On a lighter note we have been to the Hugh amusement park and very much enjoy the Sunset Blvd. ride. You pretend like you pick up a girl on the streets and get a blow job then get busted by the cops, just like Hugh Grant.
Raymond writes:
"great books the joy of sex" (In response to our interview with Alex Comfort.)
The Death Pool responds:
Yes Raymond, and the color blue is pretty, Mondays suck, the grass is green and I like cheese. Now let's get back to the home before anyone gets hurt.
Curly Writes:
any chance you could have a word with Kurt kobaine? you know, face to , em, membrane. i was just wondering if Courtney love was the kinky minx she appears to be cos ive got to go stalking in the states this summer (damned foot+mouth disease over here) and i dont want to waste my time and infrared goggles if all ill get to see is white panties. if anyone replies to this pointing out that all id see is a red image of white panties ill hunt them down and gut them like the bitch fish they are. word!
The Death Pool responds:
Well Curly we here at the Death Pool do not condone or endorse the use of infrared goggles to catch a peek of Courtney Love's panties. We would request that any photos of said panties be forwarded on to us here. As for my bitch fish, there will be no gutting whilst our manservant Cletus is guarding the tank. Enjoy the interview here.
