South Carolina State Flag

Today we would like to welcome the state flag of South Carolina which was recently taken down from their Statehouse.

TDP: Mr. Flag welcome to The Death Pool.

SF:YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!  Well thank ye viry much there Mister Pool.

TDP: Now should we call you Mr. Flag or South Carolina or just Shithead?

SF:  Ye can call me Shithead if that's what you're custom to.

TDP:  Well all right Shithead it is.  So are you in Heaven Hell or Berlin?

SH: Oh, you're gonna make me bust a gut here fella.  I heard from the other flags that you was a hoot.  I'm in hell with my friends the Nazi flag and that there Ugandan flag.

TDP:  So the rumors that you are flying proud over a Denny's in Columbia South Carolina aren't true?

SH:  Oh I'm sure they got initaters of me all over town but no I am here in hell.  I dunno what all the ruckus was about anyway.  I mean I am just a proud reminder of our great heritage.

TDP:  Well can't you understand how you might stand for the oppression of African Americans?

SH: Who?

TDP:  Uh let's see how can I put it another way?...........Black people?

SH:  Oh, you mean them colored folks?

TDP: Sure, Shithead if that's what your custom to.

SH:  I dunno why they feel pressed.

TDP:  That's oppressed.

SH: Oh pressed......I mean we was nice to em.

TDP:  What about slavery?

SH:  Well cept for that.

TDP:  Minor detail.

SH: I dunno nothin bout no minors.  Now I told my buddy Frank the State Trooper that she told me she was 18.  Hell she had bigger hooters than most 30 year olds I seen.

TDP:  What's that?

SH: Um, ferget it.

TDP:  So was it a sad day when they took you down from the Statehouse?

SH: Oh hell yes.  I was blabbering like a young sissy boy after shootin his first deer.  I mean I had a great view of all the wildlife and pretty ladies in town.   I certainly will miss that.  It was a butiful cassion though.  Hold on.....................................................

TDP: Are you there Shithead?

SH:  Yeah, jist had to throw in nother dip.

TDP:  They have chewing tobacco in hell?

SH:  Well it's not tobaccy per say.  Ugandan flag told me not to ask where he got it.

UF: Idi Amins' ball cheese.

TDP:  Pardon me, is that Ugandan flag?

UF: Yes, Idi Amins' ball cheese.  I thought for sure Shithead wouldn't put it in his mouth but he certainly does seem to enjoy it.

SH:  You mean to tell me that ye been givin me that big black man's ball cheese to chew on?

UF: That is correct.  Kind of ironic isn't it?

SH:  That's it we're gonna roll.......................Come back here.....................I'm gonna catch you're ass............

TDP:  Hello.......Hello..............anyone there?......................................................................................................