Pierre Trudeau

This week we would like to welcome former Prime Minister of Canada Pierre Trudeau.

TDP: Pierre, thank you for speaking with us.

RM:  Ummm...... I think that there has been some sort of a foul up.

TDP:  Who is this?

RM:  Who is this?

TDP:  This is The Death Pool.  We are supposed to be speaking with Prime Minister Trudeau.

RM:  This is Richard Mulligan. I'm supposed to be speaking with Jay Leno.

TDP:  Who the heck are you?

RM:  I was an actor. I was on Soap, Empty Nest and a few others.

TDP:  Empty Nest?..... Who ever watched that crap?  Well look here Mulligan, you're an actor right?

RM:  Ummm....   yeah.

TDP: ACT!

RM:  What do you mean?

TDP:  I mean we were promised Pierre Trudeau and you're gonna have to deliver.

RM:  No no, I couldn't do that.

TDP:  Don't fuck with us Mulligan.  Look I'm gonna ask you a question and you better pretend that you're Pierre Trudeau. Got it. Good...... So Pierre, how was it in Barbara Streisands pants?

RM:  What the hell are you talking about I never touched Barbara....OUCH......What the hell was that?

TDP:  That's our resident security specialists Andre The Giant. What up Andre?

ATG: Hey boss.

TDP:  Every time you don't act like Pierre he's gonna squash a toe.  So you better start acting.

RM:  That's not fair. I just wanted to talk to Jay Leno and....

ATG:  You want me to squash boss?

TDP:  Let her rip.

RM:  FUCK..........my fucking pinkie toe.  Shit get this behemoth off my feet.

TDP:  You know the deal Mulligan.  Let's roll.

RM as PT:  Ummm.... WEEE WEEE, I like cheese. Wine is great.

TDP: Andre....

RM as PT:  O.K.   O.K.  ask me a damn question.

TDP:  That's good.  So Pierre how was it in Barbara Streisands pants?

RM as PT:  WEEE WEEE I loved her pants she was a terrific lover.  I like cheese.

TDP:  You're a shitty actor Mulligan.  What's with this I like cheese crap?

RM as PT: It's Pierre Trudeau.  He's french right? They all like cheese.

TDP:  For once I feel a little superior in an interview. This is kind of cool.... So Pierre, Heaven, Hell or Purgatory?

RM as PT:  I am in Heaven. I like snails.

TDP:  Snails...Hee haaa that's a good one. So Pierre is it true that you did Margot Kidder as well?

RM as PT: WEE WEE I did her Superman style.  Showering is overrated.

TDP: Now you got it Mulligan. Pierre is it true that you wanted Canada to invade the United States and rule Montana with an iron fist?

RM as PT:  WEEE WEEE I would have kicked the United States ass if you wouldn't have been tipped off by those damn Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons. I like art.

RM I really gotta go.

TDP: Andre!!!

ATG:  He's gone boss.

TDP:  What?

ATG:  He ran away.  Quick like a bunny.

TDP:  We gotta do this again sometime.  Let's get a line on Steve Allen o.k.?

ATG:  I'll do, boss.

Well there you have it. Goodbye until our next guest makes their entrance.